February 2012
mortson:
neeyo hoy menyoy
dasclassic:
That crazy urge you get when you just really want to fuck a certain girl.
same
TBH: UR A DAMN STRANGER YOOO BT U SEEM LEGIT
hahahahahhahahahahahahahaa
holy shit
faggots @ school
wakes up late: yolo
fails test: yolo
embarrasses self publicly: yolo
loses virginity: yolo
murders someone: yolo
is on americas most wanted: yolo
goes to jail: yolo
is on death row: yolo
gets executed: yolo
rewarding myself with an hour of tumblr because i wrote a paragraph
:|
age 15: i want a boyfriend
age 20: i rly want a boyfriend ok
age 30: no srsly i need a boyfriend guys im not kidding
age 40: pls im desperate
age 50: guys this isnt funny anymore cmon
age 60: its not funny guys
age 70: guys
Watcheye-two:
kdbaby1234:
xlionbear:
cuntfuckinamy:
Sit your WHORE ass down!
OH SHIT LOOOOOOOOOOOL
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
lol, she likes the pole
HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!
lost-inmyownw0rld:
I fucking hate everyone
mermaid-living:
I hate being sick. I can’t decide whether I’m hot or cold. My back hurts. I want to eat everything, but I can’t because my tummy rejects everything I try to digest and it comes out as puke. Gross. I have a crazy migraine, but I can’t get off Tumblr. Sigh. Pak my life, man. Pak it in zee arsehole. 8(
i wanna date someone who would just lay in my bed naked with me for days and eat pizza and take showers together
Food poisoning again
I should stop eating everything I see